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  New JW chain-email going around

  by FaithfulBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  apparently, the society knows exactly when the great tribulation is going to break out, but they're only letting the public know through subliminal messages in their images.

  here's a new chain letter that's being passed around between witnesses:.

  (daniel 2:34, 35, 44, 45).

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  keyser soze

  Maybe the statue guy just passed a kidney stone.
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  Known Pedophile takes young boy to bathroom at circuit assembly....WTF?

  by QuestioningEverything in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  my mil's circuit assembly was this past weekend.

  she came over for dinner to our home after the assembly.

  in conversation, it came up that a known pedophile was seen walking to the bathroom holding a young boy's hand-no relation to the boy at all, although that wouldn't make a difference!

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  keyser soze

  My MIL said she just "prayed to jehovah to be able to pay attention to the brother's talk and not worry about seeing him walk with that little boy."

  At least she has her priorities straight.
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  Movies with the best endings ever

  by usualusername in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  discuss....

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  keyser soze

  Best ending ever is Sixth Sense or the original Planet of the Apes.

  Best closing line ever is Silence of the Lambs: "I'm having an old friend for dinner."
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  Post some pictures of foods that you like

  by Iamallcool in

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  keyser soze

  That's disgusting BTS. I can't believe you would post such a thing.
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  Why do women keep throwing themselves at me?

  by usualusername in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  heh peoples.

  since joining jwd i have been inundated with women throwing themselves at me from every corner in the world.. .

  i am not close to funny.. .

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  keyser soze

  I am not cute.

  
  

  I am not rich.

  
  

  I am not close to funny.

  
  
  It doesn't matter if you use Axe body spray. I've seen the commercials.
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  Special Assembly Day 'Let God's Will Take Place'

  by mindnumbed in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the entire special assembly day - this is a zipped audio file.

  http://www.sendspace.com/file/ryisdi.

  or piecemeal.

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  keyser soze

  I'm willing to bet that every reference to "God's will" is related in some way to the WTS.
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  RIP Levon Helm

  by undercover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  levon helm (the band) died today at 71. .

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqdfk0fdtk.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoi0tc00luc&feature=fvwrel.

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  keyser soze

  RIP! The Weight is one of my all-time favorite songs.
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  Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  2. friends

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  frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

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  keyser soze

  

  Would you like a video or a magazine?
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  Mr. Falcon's Caption Contest!!! ENTER NOW!

  by Mr. Falcon in

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  frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.

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  keyser soze

  

  Here are your bedpans gentlemen. Try not to overfill.
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  First Aid @ the D.C.s -- could direction from Society cause them a lawsuit?

  by tresdecu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i posted about something similar 3 years ago when i first joined.

  even though my attendance hasn't been great the last year or so, i was asked to help my bro in law in first aid this year at the convention.

  to make a long story short, the society has printed instructions for attendants to not cal 911 for an emergency.

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  keyser soze

  oh boo hoo so 3 paramedics show up instead of one

  I doubt that would even happen. 911 might get multiple calls for the same emergency, but they would only send one ambulance.